Whoa. 7.1 earthquake, and just 34 km away. 

That knocked pictures off my wall. Biggest one I’ve ever been in.

Whoa. 7.1 earthquake, and just 34 km away.

That knocked pictures off my wall. Biggest one I’ve ever been in.

A huge roach just went traipsing around my porch. I swear to god, it looked absolutely jaunty. Like it should have been wearing a top hat and carrying a cane. I practically heard vaudeville music in my head.

And then I killed it.

toomuchsci-fi:

idrawonlunchbags:

toomuchsci-fi:

idrawonlunchbags:

My stomach was making the rumblies…that only hands would satisfy. 

I love Llamas with Hats!

Would you believe….strawberry milkshake?

Boat nectar?

God’s tears?

Melted gumdrops?

toomuchsci-fi:

idrawonlunchbags:

toomuchsci-fi:

idrawonlunchbags:

My stomach was making the rumblies…that only hands would satisfy.

I love Llamas with Hats!

Would you believe….strawberry milkshake?

Boat nectar?

God’s tears?

Melted gumdrops?

Tags: caaaarl

toomuchsci-fi:

idrawonlunchbags:

My stomach was making the rumblies…that only hands would satisfy. 

I love Llamas with Hats!

Would you believe….strawberry milkshake?

Boat nectar?

toomuchsci-fi:

idrawonlunchbags:

My stomach was making the rumblies…that only hands would satisfy.

I love Llamas with Hats!

Would you believe….strawberry milkshake?

Boat nectar?

My stomach was making the rumblies…that only hands would satisfy. 

I love Llamas with Hats!

My stomach was making the rumblies…that only hands would satisfy.

I love Llamas with Hats!

Pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows

Pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows

idrawonlunchbags:

I made a birthday cake for the 16 year old. It’s a month late because we had a houseguest and then school started and then life happened, but better late than never, right?

I also didn’t have enough chocolate frosting because unbeknownst to me, someone *cough* the 16 year old *cough* raided the pantry and ate half of it, so I cludged it together with vanilla. 

And sprinkles. Because gay pride?

Last year I made her a Homestuck cake, and the year before it was a Hetalia cake. I suck this year.

The 16 year old just said we should call it a gake. Lol!

idrawonlunchbags:

I made a birthday cake for the 16 year old. It’s a month late because we had a houseguest and then school started and then life happened, but better late than never, right?

I also didn’t have enough chocolate frosting because unbeknownst to me, someone *cough* the 16 year old *cough* raided the pantry and ate half of it, so I cludged it together with vanilla.

And sprinkles. Because gay pride?

Last year I made her a Homestuck cake, and the year before it was a Hetalia cake. I suck this year.

The 16 year old just said we should call it a gake. Lol!

I made a birthday cake for the 16 year old. It’s a month late because we had a houseguest and then school started and then life happened, but better late than never, right?

I also didn’t have enough chocolate frosting because unbeknownst to me, someone *cough* the 16 year old *cough* raided the pantry and ate half of it, so I cludged it together with vanilla. 

And sprinkles. Because gay pride?

Last year I made her a Homestuck cake, and the year before it was a Hetalia cake. I suck this year.

I made a birthday cake for the 16 year old. It’s a month late because we had a houseguest and then school started and then life happened, but better late than never, right?

I also didn’t have enough chocolate frosting because unbeknownst to me, someone *cough* the 16 year old *cough* raided the pantry and ate half of it, so I cludged it together with vanilla.

And sprinkles. Because gay pride?

Last year I made her a Homestuck cake, and the year before it was a Hetalia cake. I suck this year.

The 16 year old: “In Japanese today we had to figure out how to say what our parents do. I searched the translator for ‘housewife,’ but the only thing that came up was ‘housekeeper.’ So you’re a housekeeper.”

Me: “Great. You didn’t say I’m an artist?”

Her: “Oh yeah. I didn’t think about that. But you’re not a professional artist.”

Me: “Uh…I’m sure as shit not a professional housekeeper, either.”

Spudgy

Spudgy